The next time you have a thought… let it go.
Ron White
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Joey Adams
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
Steven Wright
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
Atlas Tracer 
Nice post! The first one in particular for its possible double meaning.. yet actually each say is witty!
Thanks, you read between the lines.
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Fun quotes.
I found them to fit very well with being silly on my ride.